I love this site because you could post a picture of like. a fridge you saw being thrown out on the corner of a street and some blog you've never seen before with a fridge icon called fridgefan87 will reblog it like '#nicely spotted op! #model 37xc 2005 #fridgeposting'
and this too is yuri
Just had a dream that a novel exists which is written from the POV of an old man dying in the 1920s in the form of diary entries and bit by bit it's revealed it's actually a closeted trans woman who was out during her youth and forced to recloset and now I desperately want to read it
The narrator was like, referring to a girl called Sarah in all the writings, and at the start it's super unclear who Sarah actually is and it's speculated by the people around that she may be a lover from the narrator's youth, until it's noted that Sarah had heterochromia and that's the defining trait of the narrator
Oh also Sarah did actually have a lover. They were T4T and lived in a little cottage by a lake until he was drowned in it and Sarah couldn't make ends meet anymore and had to recloset
Okay a bunch of people have told me to write the thing now so I've decided if this post gets 30K I'm turning the thing into an epistolary novel.
I'm lactose intolerant but I think I can still have these 2 pints of ice cream, 8 milkshakes, 12 chocolate puddings, 27 bowls of mac n cheese and suck the teat of this cow relatively unharmed
it hurds
this feels like a post from 2014
Now, this is different- a skeleton sewing machine for your goth or Halloween decor. I couldn't find it on Google, but I have been told that it's been seen at JoAnn Fabrics.
Item: sewing machine made of bones. Well how did you think necromancers made those cool robes
show me the goddamn creature that left this skeleton. i fucking dare you
Hold on, let me look something up real quick
Yeah this is funny
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slightly punk-looking teenager on a cop show: i wont talk. i know my rights
cops behind interrogation room glass: damn. this one teenager won’t cooperate. now we’ll never catch Fuckhands the Baby Murderer. and it’s all because the police doesn’t have absolute authority. this is terrible
grandmas across the world: damn, good point
when u come up with a tiny change for your story that not only makes the writing flow better but also hammers in the character motivations and story theme
Just gonnae post this to piss off any fash who see it.
This post is from 2019 and I consider it a litmus test for whether or not to take you seriously.
Want to see a dumpster fire? Feast your eyes on the notes.
No, thank you. I shan’t check the notes on this particular post.
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I love this site because you could post a picture of like. a fridge you saw being thrown out on the corner of a street and some blog you've never seen before with a fridge icon called fridgefan87 will reblog it like '#nicely spotted op! #model 37xc 2005 #fridgeposting'
and this too is yuri
